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August 31, 2010

Grim Rectum Exam

Filed under: B.Tech, Crap, Fun, Tec — Vivek R @ 11:50 PM

More Populalry Known as GRE ,is an admission requirement for many graduate schools in the United States and in other English-speaking countries.Created and administered by ‘Educational Testing Service’ , the exam measures verbal reasoning, quantitative reasoning, critical thinking, and analytical writing skills that have been acquired over a long period of time and that are not related to any specific field of study.

It will be clear after reading this article completely what I am exactly speaking about…

A Normie : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
GRE Stud : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would
be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
– – –
Normie : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE Stud : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
– – –
Normie : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE Stud : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly
auriferous.
– – –
Normie : Beggars are not choosers
GRE Stud : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
– – –
Normie : Dead men tell no tales
GRE Stud : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
– – –
Normie : Beginner’s luck
GRE Stud : Neophyte’s serendipity.
– – –
Normie : A rolling stone gathers no moss
GRE Stud : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of
small, green, biophytic plant.
– – –
Normie : Birds of a feather flock together
GRE Stud : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to
congregate.
– – –
Normie : Beauty is only skin deep
GRE Stud : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
– – –
Normie : Cleanliness is godliness
GRE Stud : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
– – –
Normie : There’s no use crying over spilt milk
GRE Stud : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately
departed lactile fluid.
– – –
Normie : You can’t try to teach an old dog new tricks
GRE Stud : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated
canine with innovative maneuvers.
– – –
Normie : Look before you leap
GRE Stud : Surveillance should precede saltation.
– – –
Normie : He who laughs last, laughs best
GRE Stud : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses
thereby the optimal cachinnation.
– – –
Normie : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
GRE Stud : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without
interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
– – –
Normie : Where there’s smoke, there’s fire!
GRE Stud : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in
ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

(Last post of the month!) (Race Starts!!)
A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would
be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

*******************************************************

NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

*******************************************************

NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly
auriferous.
*******************************************************

NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants mkust be interdicted.

*******************************************************

NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

*******************************************************

NORMAL PERSON : Beginner’s luck
GRE STUDENT : Neophyte’s serendipity.

*******************************************************

NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of
small, green, biophytic plant.

*******************************************************

NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
GRE STUDENT : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to
congregate.

*******************************************************

NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

*******************************************************

NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

*********************************************************

NORMAL PERSON : There’s no use crying over spilt milk
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately
departed lactile fluid.

*******************************************************

NORMAL PERSON : You can’t try to teach an old dog new tricks
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated
canine with innovative maneuvers.

*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.

*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses
thereby the optimal cachinnation.

*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without
interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : Where there’s smoke, there’s fire!
GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in
ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

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